A day as a boy

inspired from the book Everyday

Challenge: Dress as a guy in one whole day.

HALLO! Haha. May p-post sana ako eh, pero ni-draft ko na. ito nlng ^^

Dahil kakagaling lang namin sa UP. At nag boy-haunting kami. May naisip ako nung pauwi na.

Wahahaha. Ang dami kasing gwapo eh.

What if one day, I'll dressed up as a guy like one of those we googly-eyes on. Whut? hahaha.

I don't know. Will they notice? Will I be handsome. Kasi sabi naman nila mukha akong lalaki eh :) So baka gwapo nga ako. Hahaha

Tapos sasakay ako sa jeep and I'll pratice to bite my lip too sexy. And I'll pass through schools, shops and other places girls go. Tapos I'll buy a bouquet of red roses. Aakalin ng mga girls may nililigawan ako and they'll say "Sayang naman". Hahaha. And I wanna hear them say "May chance ooh", " Ang gwapo!!", " Sh1t!!", "Hi kuya hihihihi". Wahaha. Would I be laughing so hard. WAHAHAHA. Since boy-ish naman ang boses ko, swak na swak! Hahaha

O kaya, I'll bring a friend with me (girl). Tapos kasama ko lang sya. Hahaha. Would they raise up their eyebrows on her. Hahahaha. I want to feel waht they feel kapag ako naman yung tumitingin sakanila. Hahaha. Kasi you know, guys are in demand because when girls check out guys, it's completely too obvious.

It's so easy to dress up in a guy costume. Their fashion is the same. Girls kasi kailangan mahigsi, kailangan sleevless. Kailangan payat ka o kaya maputi. Kailangan kita bra mo. Hahaha.

Haha tapos ito pa. Susunduin ko daw kapatid ko sa timezone tapos h-hug sya. Tapos sasabihin ng girls "ang cute" hihi. \m/

And the next day, I'll dress up like a girl. Yung typical girl na sinasabi ko yung nag susuot ng kung ano-anong uso. YOU GET IT naman eh. Hahahaha Woohoo \mm/

And the next day, I'll wear a big foam in my tummy. Tapos magpapasama ako sa isang gwapo kong classmate Whut? hahaha. Tapos sasabihin ko, 'Ikaw muna magbayad ng pamasahe ko ahh, bayaran kita pagbaba natin'. Tapos ano kaya tingin ng iba. Wahaha. Masasayangan ba sila sa classmate kong gwapo? Whut again? XD Hahahaha. Pagtitinginan ba nila ako XD

And the next day, manghihiram ako ng sanggol. Tapos kakakargahin sa dyip. Hahahahahahahaha!. Syempre kasama ko ulit yung classmate ko. Tapos sasabihin ko "ikaw nga muna magpa-dede kay baby" Hohoho! Ano kaya iisipin nila XD

Hmmm. Mga trip >.<

Sorry for being conyo. Kasi medyo like nakakahawa kaya the mayayamans from UP. They were like wearing shorts and I don't know. haha

Suddenly I realized. Ako din naman nanghuhusga sakanila at nag j-joke. Hmm.

HAHA

-Babooshka